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Steven Coulson
Steven has been drinking beers, wines and spirits for decades and has a propensity to go about them at length after a few drinks.
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The Intricacies of Beer Talk: Confessions of a Craft Beer Enthusiast
Craft beer culture is a delightful tapestry woven with layers of flavor, aroma, and a shared passion among enthusiasts. However, it also comes with its own set of jargon that can sometimes leave newcomers—and even seasoned drinkers—scratching their heads. Recently, at a bottle share event, I found myself in a situation that perfectly encapsulates this phenomenon.
As a rare barrel-aged sour was poured into my glass, I felt a wave of confidence wash over me. I confidently proclaimed my appreciation for how “the characteristic brett interacts with the oak tannins to create some beautiful phenolic compounds.” The reality, however, was that I had just stitched together a few buzzwords I’d encountered in various podcasts and articles, while having no true understanding of what phenolic compounds even are.
To my astonishment, my audience nodded along, seemingly impressed by my remarks. Buoyed by their reactions, I went a step further and spoke about the beer “expressing local terroir through indigenous microflora.” It was at that moment I realized I had ventured into territory I could barely navigate, mixing phrases like they were pieces of a puzzle that just didn’t belong together.
Just a month prior, I had been caught in a similar situation when I described a beer’s “mouthfeel complexity,” when in fact, I was merely trying to express how thick it tasted. The truth is, at times, my craft beer commentary felt more like a mad lib than a genuine discussion about flavor profiles.
It’s fascinating to consider how often we engage in this type of highbrow chatter—repeating phrases we’ve heard from others, all in hopes of appearing knowledgeable. Have you ever found yourself using pretentious beer terminology more out of habit than understanding? You’re definitely not alone; it’s a shared experience among many beer lovers navigating the intricate—and sometimes convoluted—world of craft beer.
In the end, while enjoying a craft beer may invite us to explore its complexities, let’s remember that authenticity and genuine appreciation are what truly matter when sharing a brew with friends. Whether we can dissect the nuances or simply relish the flavors, our enjoyment is what counts the most. So, the next time you’re sharing a bottle, don’t hesitate to admit when you’re just as curious as the rest of us about what’s really in your glass. Cheers!