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Steven Coulson
Steven has been drinking beers, wines and spirits for decades and has a propensity to go about them at length after a few drinks.
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The Art of Pretension in Craft Beer Conversations: A Reflective Explore
Craft beer enthusiasts are known for their passionate discussions and deep appreciation of the beverage. However, sometimes that passion veers into the realm of pretentiousness, leaving us to wonder: do we really understand what we are talking about? Last weekend, while attending a bottle share, I found myself in a rather amusing predicament that exemplifies this phenomenon.
As someone opened a bottle of barrel-aged sour ale, I felt compelled to articulate my appreciation for it. I confidently proclaimed how I was “truly moved by the characteristic brett interacting with the oak tannins to create some beautiful phenolic compounds.” Truthfully, I was only familiar with the broad strokes of this jargon, and “phenolic compounds” might as well have been a foreign language to me. Instead, I suspect my words were little more than a haphazard blend of wine vernacular and snippets from a brewing podcast I had heard a while back.
To my surprise, everyone at the gathering nodded in agreement as if I had divulged some profound insight into the complexities of the beverage. Emboldened by their response, I went so far as to add that the beer was “expressing local terroir through indigenous microflora.” In hindsight, I realize that I had veered from appreciation to utter nonsense, much like a game of craft beer mad libs.
Not too long ago, I caught myself discussing a beer’s “mouthfeel complexity,” when what I truly meant was that it tasted thick and rich. It’s amusing to reflect on how we often fall back on phrases and terminologies that sound intelligent, even when they may not accurately convey our genuine sentiments.
This experience leads me to wonder: are we, as a community, all guilty of this kind of pretentiousness? Do we find ourselves repeating terms we’ve overheard, fully aware that they may not resonate with our actual understanding? There’s a sense of camaraderie in this shared jargon, yet it also raises questions about authenticity in our appreciation for craft beer.
In the end, perhaps we should embrace a more straightforward conversation about our beloved brews. After all, it’s not just about the terminology; it’s about the enjoyment and connection that comes from sharing a great beer with others. Have you ever found yourself in a similar situation? Your thoughts on this engaging community dynamic would be a welcome addition to the conversation!