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Steven Coulson
Steven has been drinking beers, wines and spirits for decades and has a propensity to go about them at length after a few drinks.
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The Art of Beer Talk: When Words Overwhelm Understanding
In the world of craft beer enthusiasts, the vocabulary can sometimes be as complex as the brews themselves. Take, for instance, a recent gathering I attended—a bottle share event filled with passionate aficionados. When someone introduced a barrel-aged sour, I felt compelled to show off my knowledge. I enthusiastically remarked about how I “deeply appreciated the interaction of brett with oak tannins, leading to the creation of exquisite phenolic compounds.”
Here’s the kicker: I had absolutely no clue what “phenolic compounds” meant. It was as though I had blended terms I’d heard from wine experts and recall snippets from a brewing podcast, all in an attempt to elevate my commentary on the beer at hand.
To my surprise, the others nodded in agreement, as if I had just unveiled a hidden truth about the brew. Encouraged by their response, I threw in a claim about the beer’s ability to “express local terroir through indigenous microflora.” Sounds impressive, right? Unfortunately, it was just jargon that I didn’t fully understand.
Just last month, I found myself discussing a beer’s “mouthfeel complexity,” intending to convey that it simply tasted thick. In retrospect, it was all complete nonsense. I was engaging in something akin to craft beer wordplay, stringing together phrases that sounded sophisticated but held little value beyond the surface.
This experience got me pondering: Are we all just echoing terms we’ve heard, pretending to be beer connoisseurs, while secretly hoping no one catches on? It’s a phenomenon that many enthusiasts might relate to—an unspoken tradition of cleverly disguised uncertainty.
So, how do we navigate this expansive lexicon without feeling like imposters? Perhaps the key is to focus on genuine enjoyment rather than sounding erudite. After all, beer should be savored, tasted, and discussed authentically. Share your thoughts and experiences—are you guilty of crafting elaborate descriptions that don’t quite resonate? Let’s continue this conversation and demystify the art of beer appreciation together!